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Thought of the Day by the bored looking stripper you keep throwing dollar bills at

Ok, I can forgive her for Dumbeldore, but if she kills Ron or Hermione, I’m going to burn that friggin book.

Thought of the Day by Soapy

Dude, lighten up! I mean dude, check out this knapsack, I mean, yeah. Cool. Oh what? Yeah. Oh yeah. I did wake and bake today, why do you ask?

Thought of the Day by Your Haberdasher

You know, kind sir, a good chapeau is only meant to last a season, you do know that, don't you?

Thought of the Day by Jerry Seinfeld

"And what’s the deal with Mutual funds? I mean, hey?"

Thought of the Day by your regular happy hour bartender

No, you being here for four hours a day, five days a week doesn’t make you a lush, drink up sporto!

Thought of the Day by your Barista

I know the names of the coffee are cutesy, yes I know. Do you think I like doing this?

Thought of the Day by the Dog

Oh boy, your home! Oh no, don’t go out again!!!!!!

Thought of the Day by a German Tourist at the Beach

Zey give me der frowny face, but zey secretly love ze Speedos.

Thought of the Day by Phil Collins

So, no one wanted to see Tarzan on Broadway, screw y’all, my next Disney musical’s gonna be Song of the South. we’ll see how you like that one!

Thought of the Day by Kurt Russell

Call me Snake.