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November 26, 2007

Thought of the Day by the bored looking stripper you keep throwing dollar bills at

Ok, I can forgive her for Dumbeldore, but if she kills Ron or Hermione, I’m going to burn that friggin book.

November 19, 2007

Thought of the Day by Soapy

Dude, lighten up! I mean dude, check out this knapsack, I mean, yeah. Cool. Oh what? Yeah. Oh yeah. I did wake and bake today, why do you ask?

November 12, 2007

Thought of the Day by Your Haberdasher

You know, kind sir, a good chapeau is only meant to last a season, you do know that, don't you?

November 05, 2007

Thought of the Day by Jerry Seinfeld

"And what’s the deal with Mutual funds? I mean, hey?"

October 29, 2007

Thought of the Day by your regular happy hour bartender

No, you being here for four hours a day, five days a week doesn’t make you a lush, drink up sporto!

October 22, 2007

Thought of the Day by your Barista

I know the names of the coffee are cutesy, yes I know. Do you think I like doing this?

October 15, 2007

Thought of the Day by the Dog

Oh boy, your home! Oh no, don’t go out again!!!!!!

September 11, 2007

Thought of the Day by a German Tourist at the Beach

Zey give me der frowny face, but zey secretly love ze Speedos.

Speedo

September 05, 2007

Thought of the Day by Phil Collins

So, no one wanted to see Tarzan on Broadway, screw y’all, my next Disney musical’s gonna be Song of the South. we’ll see how you like that one!

Illegalalien

September 01, 2007

Thought of the Day by Kurt Russell

Call me Snake.

Snake